"In a fair world; if you didn't plant the tree, you don't eat the fruit. This isn't a fair world."
To the woman at the cash register giving me the side-eye for buying vodka, gin and tequila: I say -goddammit woman, it's still winter last I checked! #iseeyoujudgingme #SALES
Don't be a side character in your own life.
Like riding a motorcycle, You can't live your whole life under threat of an imminent crash (that isn't happening).
Hate makes me Great. So bring it on!
Difference between Jail and Work? More Pros than Cons.
Sometimes, the dance gets old. But they still won't let go. And you can't wait till rigor sets in, because then, you're really stuck. So while their fingers are pliable, release yourself. Because they will cling to you forever if you don't. Picture credit
If you want to make billions, you've got to be a lion. BILLIONS... Can't be a pussycat. #billionstvshowisawesome
"Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you can only spend it once. " If only I had a dollar every time someone told me that- Wait... I'd make a profit... I'm making profit!!!