Hey, I have a knock-knock joke. Okay, how does it go? Knock knock Who’s there? Her ass. Her ass who? That’s her-assment, I’m calling Title IX.
#37. White Guys can't climb fences... especially if they are law enforcement chasing a suspect (typically not white).
Difference between Jail and Work? More Pros than Cons.
If you want to make billions, you've got to be a lion. BILLIONS... Can't be a pussycat. #billionstvshowisawesome
Q: What type of lollipop is born every minute? A: A sucker Don't be a sucker. As an aside, I enjoy riddles. Loved em as a kid, made them up. Then time and riddles flies away ... Good news, riddles are a renewable resource.
Blessed are the poor, for they will be too busy (with survival) to focus on the larger picture. Blessed is government aid, else what would we complain about? Blessed are the rich, for they will ever complain about over-taxation. Blessed are the government, for whom else would we pay for protection? Blessed are the hospitals, for... Continue Reading →
"Give someone a fish, and they eat for a day. Teach them to fish, and they eat for a lifetime." Uh-huh. Well... Give a banker a fish, and they'll convince you they're doing you a favor when they sell it back to you for a profit. And... If you're smart, you'll teach someone how to fish,... Continue Reading →
"Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you can only spend it once. " If only I had a dollar every time someone told me that- Wait... I'd make a profit... I'm making profit!!!