If you want to make billions, you've got to be a lion. BILLIONS... Can't be a pussycat. #billionstvshowisawesome

Riddle me

Q: What type of lollipop is born every minute? A: A sucker Don't be a sucker. As an aside, I enjoy riddles. Loved em as a kid, made them up. Then time and riddles flies away ... Good news, riddles are a renewable resource.

Snark unfiltered

Blessed are the poor, for they will be too busy (with survival) to focus on the larger picture. Blessed is government aid, else what would we complain about? Blessed are the rich, for they will ever complain about over-taxation. Blessed are the government, for whom else would we pay for protection? Blessed are the hospitals, for... Continue Reading →

Quirky Brain Retorts #2

"Give someone a fish, and they eat for a day. Teach them to fish, and they eat for a lifetime." Uh-huh. Well... Give a banker a fish, and they'll convince you they're doing you a favor when they sell it back to you for a profit. And... If you're smart, you'll teach someone how to fish,... Continue Reading →

Quirky Brain Retorts

"Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you can only spend it once. " If only I had a dollar every time someone told me that- Wait... I'd make a profit... I'm making profit!!!

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