Quirky Brain Retorts #2

“Give someone a fish, and they eat for a day. Teach them to fish, and they eat for a lifetime.”

Uh-huh. Well…

  • Give a banker a fish, and they’ll convince you they’re doing you a favor when they sell it back to you for a profit.

And…

  • If you’re smart, you’ll teach someone how to fish, then take a commission for every fish that person catches throughout their entire lifetime.
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Quirky Brain Retorts

“Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you can only spend it once. “

If only I had a dollar every time someone told me that-
Wait…
I’d make a profit…

I’m making profit!!!