Quote #55

“In a fair world; if you didn’t plant the tree, you don’t eat the fruit. This isn’t a fair world.”

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Quirky Brain Retorts #19

To the woman at the cash register giving me the side-eye for buying vodka, gin and tequila: I say -goddammit woman, it’s still winter last I checked!

#iseeyoujudgingme  #SALES

Quirky Brain Retorts

“Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you can only spend it once. “

If only I had a dollar every time someone told me that-
Wait…
I’d make a profit…

I’m making profit!!!