Washing cooked tofu in a wash machine. Set on rinse. Then it started adding soap, so I stopped the machine and rinsed again, then stopped it once done.
I was so sure I could still eat it, then something or someone said (possibly my Mother) “You know you can’t eat that right?”
“Yeah,” I said, completely changing my mind about 50%. “I think you’re right.”
I look at my handful of soaped tofu, realized I couldn’t just cook off the soapy liquid and eat it. So into the trash it went.