Me, on the phone with Mom:
Mom: “Aren’t you in bed yet?”
Me: “You should get some sleep. I remember what it’s like to be old and sleepy all the time-”
Mom: chuckles “What are you talking abo-?”
Me: “-They call it a nursing home.”
We burst into laughter.
Mom: “You are too wide awake, you need to get some sleep”
Me: “You too. Are you in bed?”
Me: “Are your eyes closed?”
Mom: “Yes ”
Me: “Are your lips closed?
Mom: “Yes, why are you-”
Me: “aHAH, they weren’t closed!!”
Mom: cracks up laughing
Me: “Hehehe!! Gotchu!”
I love chatting with Mom on the phone, she gets my sense of humor.